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How do you like that?

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No beer.

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You know, this is the 16th place we've
been in.

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Yeah, there ain't a bottle of beer in
town.

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Hey, I got an idea.

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Shut up. I don't want to hear it.

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What is it?

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Well,

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boys, we're all set. We've got the
directions. We've got the ingredients.

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Now, let me see.

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In order to make ten gallons of beer,
pour one can of hopes.

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Hops. Hops.

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And a can of more into a large crook.
Crook.

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Crook.

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Then fill crock with hot water. Hot
water. Hotty -totty. Come on. Quit

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Yes, sir. Get the hot water. Aye, aye,
sir.

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Go on.

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All right. I'll open them all.

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You open the hoppies.

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Hot.

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Boy, I'd like to taste it right now.

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Hey, what are we doing next?

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Wait a minute and I'll tell you.

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We did that here.

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Mix ingredients.

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Refer page 27.

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Who are you?

28
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It was an accident, Mo.

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Mo, it was an accident. The clock
skidded. So did your brain.

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Take it easy, Mo.

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I'm a citizen.

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Here. Take this mop and clean up that
mess.

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That's an order. Present arms.

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Right shoulder arms.

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About face.

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What's the matter?

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Nothing.

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Now, go on.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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What are you doing?

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Well,

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that's that.

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Let's see what happens next.

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Put in three cakes of yeast. Yeast.

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porcupine.

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Get these.

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Hello.

49
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Hey, Larry, it's for you.

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Okay. I'm going to do things around here
myself.

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Three KCUs.

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I don't have to do everything myself, I
guess.

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What can I do now?

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Oh, the bottles.

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One,

56
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two, three.

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with those bottles so they'll be done
when the beer's ready. Good idea.

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Come on.

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Child. Come on, get in, boys.

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Next on the deck.

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Next on the deck.

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Come on up.

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Next on the deck. Come on up.

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All right, boys, get working here.

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Success. Success.

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Oh, boy, it's done. Look at all the beer
we got.

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Oh, boy.

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Say, you know, I don't want to pour any
cold water on this project, but it seems

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to me there must be something wrong.

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Oh, you're crazy. We followed
directions. I put the yeast in myself.

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You're crazy. I put the yeast in. You're
both crazy. I put the yeast in.

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We all put the yeast in.

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You imbecile, who told you to put the
yeast in?

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Best one.

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185 bottles of beer.

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We ain't gonna run short of beer.

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Look at those bottles of beer. Look at
that. Beer to swimming. Beer to bathing.

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We can wash our clothes in beer.

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We got beer galore.

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Boys, this is terrific.

81
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Say, how about some Dutch lunch?

82
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Certainly. I'll get some apple pie and
whipped cream.

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I'll take some burnt toast and a rotten
egg.

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Burnt toast and a rotten egg?

85
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Yeah, I got a tape on him and that's
good enough for him.

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Put it down.

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Who's the detective?

88
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Oh, in charge of the black market price
on top of it.

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Ah, stop crying over spilt beer.

90
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And the judge says we'll be out of here
in eight months on good behavior.

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Yeah, you know, it's a good thing we
drank our fill before they caught us.

92
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Yeah, and we'll drink our fill again.

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What's the matter with you?

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Go like that.

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Go like that, huh? Gee, that's too bad.

96
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Okay, inside, you guys.

97
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Okay, Al. Get over there and line up.

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A little more light here.

99
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Yeah, that's better.

100
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A little more light here.

101
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That's better.

102
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Gee, it's hot in here. I hope the beer
don't spoil.

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Shut up.

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Be still, my heart.

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Hey, Moe, the spear is a bully.

106
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Shut up. We can't do anything about it
now.

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All right, get ready.

108
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I'll hang you for this.

109
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They can't hang us. We're innocent.

110
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We're innocent, I tell you. You're
telling me.

111
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Well, they're going to hang us. Oh, no.

112
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No. I'm too young to die.

113
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I'm too young and too handsome.

114
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Well,

115
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I'm too young.

116
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No, no, no, no, no. Hold that. Oh, thank
you.

117
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I said you'll wake up 24 hours to live.

118
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Think. Think! Think!

119
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I got it. What? A terrific headache.

120
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Come on.

121
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Listen, we gotta get out of here. If we
only had a saw.

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Hey, what about these?

123
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Well... Where'd you get these?

124
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I say in bottle tops.

125
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Is this a musical saw?

126
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Certainly. It plays, I hear, a rhapsody.

127
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That was a rhapsody in the tisser.

128
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Come on, get on those bars, quick.

129
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

130
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Let a guy that can saw see.

131
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Saw.

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How would you like a punch in the nose?

133
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A punch in the nose? Why, you couldn't
even punch him in the nose.

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Oh, I couldn't, eh?

135
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Suck me hard.

136
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Put some steam in it so that I could
really get sore.

137
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Don't give him a chance to say bull.

138
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Slip it right to him.

139
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Bring it right back from your heels,
boy, and let him have it.

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Right between the eyes.

141
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Stop you.

142
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It's the warden.

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Speak to me, warden. Say a few
syllables.

144
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Order a few adjectives.

145
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Get some water here, dummy.

146
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Look, it was only an accident.

147
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Come on out of it.

148
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Come on.

149
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That's sand, not water.

150
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You dummy.

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Maybe it's the warden. Yeah, well... Oh,
warden, you. Get busy.

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Hey,

153
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Great Dane, what's the matter with you?

154
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Oh, Hornet's trying to horn in on me.
Wait a minute. Hold still. I see him.

155
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Thanks, Malt. You're welcome.

156
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You with that iron head of yours, now
I'm liable to have to pay for another

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hammer.

158
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They generally hang out on the gallows.

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Pomeroy. How did you know my name?

160
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Hey, we came to get you out. Yeah,
that's great.

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What do we break out?

162
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Here's the idea.

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Wait a minute.

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Let's all go together.

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Go.

166
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Get those brushes and paint.

167
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Come on, stop working.

168
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Boy, they sure look like guard uniforms
now. You said it. They'll never know the

169
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difference. Come on, we'll paint our way
out.

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Hey!

171
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Oh, pardon me. There's a white spot.

172
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It's a real one.

173
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I'm no fool.

174
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Well, boys, at last you're free.

175
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Thank you, Warden. Oh, don't mention it.
Hurry back.

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We're out at last.

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Forty years I've waited for this day.

178
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Do you know what I'm going to do?

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What? I'm going to get myself a tall,
big, beautiful bottle of beer.

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beautiful blonde.

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Oh, yeah?